Shell companies. Offshore accounts. Trillions of shells – all untaxed, all completely legal!
LLC – Limited Liability Company. Shells without owners; no one to prosecute; virtually no liability whatsoever.
If only there was a Cyber seagull, a CyBird, that could swoop down to collect the shells and carry them away, eating the shells then pooping them down onto their rightful locations around the world!
Ben Livingston: “I invested $100 in T-coin and now I owe THEM $23”.
FlakeyJakey: “T-coin has ruined my life”.
John Douchey, attorney at law: “I’m suing Thorenoussardus”.
Flava Flav: “T-coin? More like shit coin”.
Last week, T-Coin™ was the most highly valued cryptocurrency on earth and had a market value of 1.1 million dollars per coin. This week traders are selling off their T-Coins in record number, devaluing the coin so much that it actually costs them to sell it. A well-known Wall Street executive was quoted saying, “Thorenoussardus Coin ain’t worth dino shit” while another said, “There is no better time to buy T-Coin: the value is so low, they will PAY YOU to take it”.
HumanIfy 