Bank Of England is considering a name change. Brexiting Off England and Better Off Exiting are among potential name changes. Bollocks Out Eyeballs is another possibility, as well as Bunk of England.

The phrase “sound as a pound” will likely be made redundant and replaced with, “the pound has made a crashing sound on the ground”.

The entire nation will likely be sold at auction to the highest bidder later this week. India has expressed interest saying, we will soon own you, sir. Yes we will. Like you did to us, we also do for you. We will beat you in cricket again and again and make a shrine to Ganesha in your… OUR Big Ben.