It was the best option. You could instead have:
• woken up early. The horror!
• woken up and realized you were sitting in church. The horror!!
• not woken up at all. The nothing.
You caused no harm to anyone by sleeping in. Now go on and enjoy your day. It could be your last one ever.
Moohoohahaha!
It was the best option. You could instead have:
• woken up early. Yuck!
• woken up early in the middle of the forest in mid-winter and realized you were still on the show Naked and Afraid.
• not woke up at all.
It’s not so bad! You deserve to feel good about yourself today.
It was the best option. I could instead have:
– attended a flat earth conference and met a professional athlete and a rapper, only to realize they are not smart.
– tried to become an influencer by dunking my head in a bucket of ice in a public video.
– attended a church, any church and whispered to my own superego, imagining that I was talking directly to a magic sky man.
JOIN THE MOVEMENT ABOUT QUITTING MOVEMENT THAT LEADS TO MOVEMENTS
Sleep in. Sleep well.
It was the best option. I could instead have:
– said some dumb things on Shitter that did nothing good and served only to upset a lot of people.
– joined a flat earth chat group that also won’t shut up about crypto.
– visited a church and given offerings of money so the fat preacher can buy yet another suit.
JOIN THE MOVEMENT ABOUT QUITTING MOVEMENT THAT LEADS TO MOVEMENTS
Sleep in
HumanIfy 