Good Friday

If you are a Mexican man named Jesus, it’s your lucky day! You are going to die today. What a Good Friday. Thank God It’s Friday. TGIF. Don’t worry. Sunday is coming and Mexican Jesus will rise from the dead. Imagine Jesus’ disappointment when the Easter Bunny shows up with a basket of chocolate eggs instead of tacos. No mas!

Jeb in a bunny costume

Sunday sleeping in

It was the best option. I could instead have:

– attended a flat earth conference and met a professional athlete and a rapper, only to realize they are not smart.

– tried to become an influencer by dunking my head in a bucket of ice in a public video.

– attended a church, any church and whispered to my own superego, imagining that I was talking directly to a magic sky man.

JOIN THE MOVEMENT ABOUT QUITTING MOVEMENT THAT LEADS TO MOVEMENTS

Sleep in. Sleep well.