Black Hole Travel

Celebrate Christmas in another dimension this year!

Black Hole Travel offers a different kind of holiday experience, where anything and everything CAN and WILL happen!

Our state of the art facility at CERN Switzerland is the beginning of your journey. From here on out it’s all wormholes, space time warps and the best (and worst) things the multiverse has to offer… it’s destination unknown!

Black Hole Travel – the complete out of body travel experience!

Disclaimer: We are not liable for adverse consequences that may occur including: seeing yourself from behind, death, meeting multiple copies of yourself, instantaneous death, collapsing or stretching, motion sickness, prolonged ejaculation, extreme horrific death, vertigo, meeting god only to realize that it was you all along and there is no one to blame and you don’t matter anyway.

C.O.T.G.

Citizens of the Galaxy is a nonprofit non-group that you cannot join. There are no membership fees to pay or hats to wear. You are either in it, or you’re not. C.O.T.G can be anywhere at any time. We span multiple generations and occupy no particular time and space. There is no flag and no nationality. We are neither girls nor boys, women or men. All are welcome as long as you have the mindset. You will NOT be given a user guide or a pamphlet to read. You are already a part of it because you already know what it is. If you are not sure whether you have what it takes and whether you are a part of C.T.O.G. then you are probably already in it. We operate from a place of uncertainty and welcome anyone who is not certain. If you are absolutely sure of yourself- you are probably not a Citizen of the Galaxy!

Be a part of something much bigger than yourself! Be a Citizen of the Galaxy today!

The Real JWST

After the James Webb Space Telescope launch, Jeb knew that his company, SpaceWrecks could do better. We caught up with the busy entrepreneur and interviewed him at SpaceWrecks headquarters.

Due to the extreme secrecy of the project, most of the building was covered in tarp (Target Alliance Rain Proofing). The blue color represents victory, according to SpaceWrecks.

Founder and spokesperson, Jeb had this to say: “For the first time ever we are presenting our response to the JWST, Jeb’s Whoop-ass SpaceWreck Telescope!”

JWST- Jeb’s Whoop-ass SpaceWreck Telescope

“At a fraction of the cost of that billion dollar junk they sent up there, we built this bad mother f***er from scratch. This bitch is gonna be shot up into deep space and can not only land, but can mow down anything in its path!”