Surrogate pig

A Biotech startup claims that they are ready to use pigs as surrogates for human babies.

Jebb Cunningham, CEO at OINK Biotech: Yeah, we did it with a monkey last year and that little guy is now swinging fine at a zoo in San Diego. So, yes I would say that our Surrogate Pigs are ready to carry human babies. We only have 6 pigs for the moment, so get in line people!

Reversed evolution

The only way to save the planet is to initiate a reversed evolution. Dr. Unc, expert in evolutionary psychology explains:

It’s true, very true! Human evolution has come to a dead end, which can only lead to destruction and badly death for all of us. So we must find a way to reverse evolution and become more ape-like creatures again. Eventually, we will become single-celled organisms, thus fixing the problem of too many homo sapiens. Happy devolution everybody!


Powercells made from ants is giving us the next generation car batteries.

Tech reporter Jeb Dolittle: Well I heard from a trusted source at Tesla R&D that they have a prototype that runs on 1 billion ants in a kind of ecosystem inside the battery. They live, die and reproduce forever and ever. True eco drive I tell ya!

Black Hole Travel

Celebrate Christmas in another dimension this year!

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Our state of the art facility at CERN Switzerland is the beginning of your journey. From here on out it’s all wormholes, space time warps and the best (and worst) things the multiverse has to offer… it’s destination unknown!

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