A Biotech startup claims that they are ready to use pigs as surrogates for human babies.
Jebb Cunningham, CEO at OINK Biotech: Yeah, we did it with a monkey last year and that little guy is now swinging fine at a zoo in San Diego. So, yes I would say that our Surrogate Pigs are ready to carry human babies. We only have 6 pigs for the moment, so get in line people!
The only way to save the planet is to initiate a reversed evolution. Dr. Unc, expert in evolutionary psychology explains:
It’s true, very true! Human evolution has come to a dead end, which can only lead to destruction and badly death for all of us. So we must find a way to reverse evolution and become more ape-like creatures again. Eventually, we will become single-celled organisms, thus fixing the problem of too many homo sapiens. Happy devolution everybody!
Powercells made from ants is giving us the next generation car batteries.
Tech reporter Jeb Dolittle: Well I heard from a trusted source at Tesla R&D that they have a prototype that runs on 1 billion ants in a kind of ecosystem inside the battery. They live, die and reproduce forever and ever. True eco drive I tell ya!
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