White Christmas

One of Santa’s reindeer was arrested yesterday for cocaine trafficking.

Agent Jeb Clemons: We weren’t sure which one to pin it on; on Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, on Vixen, on Comet, on Cupid, on Donner or Blixton. All we know is Rudolph (aka. Rudy Balboa) had a suspiciously white nose.


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StalknDie – easy as pie!


Underground, and militant, Climate Scientists are talking about a more aggressive approach to the climate situation. They are talking about the fact that just a few people in leadership positions around the world are responsible for all injustice and climate issues in the world. The scientists are talking about the MenTal, a tiny number of MEN in some countries who need to be exterminated for the rest of us to survive.

If earth was a ship and we are the passengers, managed by a murderer psychopath as captain, what would you do? The concept of different countries and many different leaders has reached a dead end.