Evil cloning

A leak from the Kremlin has shared thousands of documents in a Facebook group. Our experts have gone through the information and all the evidence points to one really disturbing fact: The Russian army has cloned Hitler. Multiple copies.

It was all done in collaboration with North Korea and China decades ago. Most of the Hitler-clones are acting in silence in every country around the world- sleepers until awakening- and they’re now awakening.

Be aware that a Hitler-clone can look like anyone. Instead of being short, with black hair and ugly mustache, they might have fluffy, white hair, or no facial hair at all.

Be aware of anyone you know or see on television, a boss, a coworker or politician who is acting like Hitler.

White Christmas

One of Santa’s reindeer was arrested yesterday for cocaine trafficking.

Agent Jeb Clemons: We weren’t sure which one to pin it on; on Dasher, on Dancer, on Prancer, on Vixen, on Comet, on Cupid, on Donner or Blixton. All we know is Rudolph (aka. Rudy Balboa) had a suspiciously white nose.

StalknDie

Bad news for all stalkers out there! Dark net is again providing a very innovative app service for your protection and survival.

Just film your stalker with your Smartphone and the StalknDie-app, and wait… Within a couple of minutes your alarm will reach our staff, and the object will be taken care of.

StalknDie – easy as pie!

MenTal

Underground, and militant, Climate Scientists are talking about a more aggressive approach to the climate situation. They are talking about the fact that just a few people in leadership positions around the world are responsible for all injustice and climate issues in the world. The scientists are talking about the MenTal, a tiny number of MEN in some countries who need to be exterminated for the rest of us to survive.

If earth was a ship and we are the passengers, managed by a murderer psychopath as captain, what would you do? The concept of different countries and many different leaders has reached a dead end.