The external nano penis sends signals to your brain via 6G internet (the “G” is for “girth”) and will make you feel the same as if it wore your real penis. It’s never been easier to masturbate in public or at work!

Scientist Jeb Strongfellow: As a scientist, I find the external nano penis to be an interesting development in technology. It is remarkable that it can send signals to the brain via 6G internet, creating a sensation similar to wearing a real penis. While this technology may make it easier to masturbate in public or at work, more research is needed to understand the potential implications of this device.