A new service for filthy rich and sick people has become very popular, drink4Ya.

Stephen Connor: It’s the filtering, that’s the main thing.

Stewart Dondrige III: Can’t drink as I used to, it’s the liver you know.

Penelope Southfork: Yes, with drink4ya I can finally drink for real again, less poisonous for me.

Employee at Drink4ya: Well, it’s a job. I go there and drink what they say – easy money.

Dr. Unc: A novel concept indeed. If you can no longer drink alcohol and you are filthy rich, you can hire a bum who can absorb the more poisonous parts of the alcohol for you. Their exclusive catheter system will use the barely human “person” who will filter the martini for you! Excellent indeed!