The Universe is expanding at an enormous rate. Stephen Hawking said this many times.

If you’ve ever seen an episode of My 600lb. Life, you know that people are also expanding. There is now research that suggests the two are related.

Everything in the universe is made up of atoms. Adam was a “contestant” on My 600lb. Life. Adam’s atoms where mostly pizza and hot-dogs. Adam’s universe expanded so much that he had finally outgrown the 600lb life. He had expanded to almost 700 pounds.

Stop fat shaming our universe! Just accept it as it is. Besides, the universe is not fat, it’s big-boned.