Monthly Archives: February 2023

Wizard of Oz – Reverso

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A new musical is coming to Broadway this spring…

The scarecrow is taken away from Oz in a tornado and ends up in a Florida trailer park. There he meets Jebster “the bum” and together they start a long and epic journey towards the nearest liquor store. They are joined by Elon Musk, the robot and Leo the pimp.

The liquor store is controlled by Donna Grump, the evil bitch, and the band of brothers must use all their cunning tricks and powers to get in.

It’s a story about friendship, love, courage, fear, blood, horror, faith and evil against good, and some other bullshit.

Manhunt AI

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There are still people that kill rare animals for joy and profit. A new startup in AI-cyborg-tech wants to help and has developed a cyborg lion that can smell a human hunter within a one mile range. It’s really fast and will hunt down and kill the hunters. The next prototype is said to be a cyborg rhino.

Congratulations!

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We did it! Eight billion people on the planet. Special shout out to India and China. Special thanks to you for your contribution in combating the underpopulation crisis.

We saw the population figures from the 1970‘s and we doubled it! Well done. More cows belching and farting methane, more starvation and less resources to go around. Water crisis incoming. Happy days indeed.

Keep producing more and more people and don’t even think about condoms or any other form of birth control. Get on board and we’ll beat this underpopulation problem yet. Together we can make a difference!

Pooh

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Winnie-the-Pooh – “Blood and Honey” is a new horror movie coming out. The copyright on the name is finally released and you can do anything you like with Pooh from now on, anything!

We are therefore looking for sponsors to finance our very own Pooh movie, “Planet of the Poohs” – a science fiction film where billions of Pooh clones are ruling the earth. It’s honey all over the place! A really sweet movie. Finger licking good!

Who’s afraid of Winnie-the-Pooh… Winnie-the-Pooh… Winnie-the-Pooh…