We did it! Eight billion people on the planet. Special shout out to India and China. Special thanks to you for your contribution in combating the underpopulation crisis.

We saw the population figures from the 1970‘s and we doubled it! Well done. More cows belching and farting methane, more starvation and less resources to go around. Water crisis incoming. Happy days indeed.

Keep producing more and more people and don’t even think about condoms or any other form of birth control. Get on board and we’ll beat this underpopulation problem yet. Together we can make a difference!

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