Self driving bar car

A self-driving bar car and food truck in Eugene, Oregon has become self-aware and is now driving around, forcing people to get inside of it. The self-driving bar car has reportedly forced copious amounts of alcohol down the throats of it’s “victims” and also encouraged passengers to engage in sexual acts with one another, as well as fondle parts of the vehicle, such as door handles and lithium batteries. So far, no one has come forward to complain and the self-aware car has pleaded Not Guilty to all charges.

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