Thorenoussardus hiring!

Could you be our our ideal candidate?

You are around 30 years old with 40 years experience. You are willing to work hard and don’t mind putting in the 80 hours of overtime each week.

You are a rocket scientist with an engineering degree and a background in physics and accounting. You are driven, confident and never make mistakes. You are able to work alone but have incredible social skills. You can handle abuse and are willing and able to pay it forward. You will never go to HR for any reason.

We give you the opportunity to start at the bottom and work your way up. Heath insurance is provided and will be deducted from your account each month. One day of paid leave will be provided after your first two years of employment.

Apply now at

You will thank us for allowing you the privilege to work here.

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