Thousands of pelicans have landed on the roof at Mar-a-Lago in Florida.

“These birds just shit all over the place and make so much noise, I’m gonna grab ‘em by the pussy. Losers. I only like birds who win. These birds are losers”.

Jeb Burd from The Audubon Society: If that sum bitch touches even a single feather on these birds, we’ll March in on January 6th, throw him out and turn his Cuckoo’s nest into a bird sanctuary.