Unfair Trade

Unfair is the new fare!

Get your totally unfair Thorenoussardus brand coffee today. It’s Extremely cheap and nearly 100% unfair trade.

At Thorenoussardus, we believe that slave labor is the answer to inflated prices. We believe that descendants of slave owners make better slaves. We believe in equal opportunity slave labor for Wall Street investment bankers.

Unfair Trade for an unfair world.

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