Universal Universe Remote

Operating on quantum computing and string theory, you can rewind unwanted conversations, sending people straight to the cloud!

Thanks to our R&D department at Thorenoussardus labs, led by cyborg AnnA, we’ve developed new technology that will be available as a high end consumer product, just in time for Christmas!

Imagine sending your racist uncle from the Christmas dinner table to another dimension with the touch of a button!

Christmas Carolers at your door; singing flat and off key? Zap them back to the Stone Age! You know you want to!

Long lines? Rude customers? Traffic jams?

ZAPP ZAPP and that’s that!

Ask Santa for something useful this year. Universal Universe Remote, a subsidiary of Happy Zapp, Inc.

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