An asteroid the size of Mount Fuji, consisting of almost 100% pure gold is heading directly toward Earth.

Astrophysics expert Ana Lovecraft: It’s both a global killer and a global treasure. We can’t decide if it will make us all rich or kill us all.

Jeb Clemons from his Florida trailer park: I’m prolly gonna shout, “I’m rich bitch!” and then just get vaporized, but hey man, for a second there, woo wee, best Christmas ever!