Christ what a mess. Christmess.

I don’t believe in Santa Claus or Sky Daddy or baby Jeebus.

So do I really have to do all this stuff? Yes, because my fellow humans will be so very disappointed if I don’t.

Now I suppose I’d better go clean up that angry deuce I laid under the Christmas tree last night. Don’t judge me. I was extremely drunk.

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