Scientific understanding reasons that the most powerful greenhouse gas on the planet comes from cows.

Dr. Unc: Yes yes, it’s very true, the cows chew and chew and digest the food so much with their too many stomachs, chewing and digesting, that’s all they do. The Methane gas produced by the cows stinks very bad, but also contributes very much to the greenhouse effect. Therefore all cows must die now. All of them. Even the holy cows in India must die badly I’m afraid. With fewer cows we can also use a bit more fossils again, so you see, it’s a really win and win solution for all of us.