Jeremiah is wondering: What can we do to stop the ice at the poles from melting?

Dear Jebedia, thanks for asking.

There is only one way to do it, you know. The ice must go away! All of it. You see, Jebidia, it has to be removed from earth with a huge huge spacecraft. We just dump it on the moon, or in empty space, whatever’s the easiest way to do it of course. No ice, no melting, right?