Joe: I was thinking about booking a trip to Thailand.

Environmental activist: How dare you!

Joe: Okay, well it IS true that jet fuel is bad for the climate. Maybe I’ll take a drive to the cabin.

Environmental activist: How dare you!

Joe: Well, I suppose I could take the train.

Environmental activist: Mmmm.

Joe: I guess I’ll stay home and watch T.V.

Environmental activist: How dare you!

Joe: Maybe I can just sit in the dark?

Environmental activist: Mmmm.

Joe: Maybe I just kill myself?

Environmental activist: Net Zero.