The punk band is called Ramones, NOT “The Ramones”. The country is called Ukraine, NOT “The Ukraine”. Thank you for your attention to these important matters.

Our Chief linguistics officer at Thorenoussardus had this to add:

Jeb: I mean sometimes I say I’m going to the house. I live in a mobile home and I still call it a house sometimes. I don’t know why this stuff matters to some people. Personally, I couldn’t give a shit. Why you gotta get all technical on me? Why call it a mobile home to begin with? It’s been standing in the same spot for years, ain’t moved at all. I mean, it’s sinkin’ so I guess it’s kinda moved a bit. When that Ian blows in tonight, it’ll definitely be a mobile home then! Ain’t no way my shitty trailer gonna be in the same place come morning!