A mysterious black hole has opened up between Jamaica and Haiti leaving scientists baffled.

One man attempted to grab hold of the black hole, causing it to spread.

At last, a meteorologist (barely a scientist) explained that it is not a black hole, it’s just a hurricane. He named it “Ian“ after his destructive college fraternity buddy who is now homeless and wandering the streets of Pensacola, Florida.

The hurricane could actually make landfall in Pensacola so Ian could possibly meet Ian. The weatherman says he’s betting on his college buddy stating, “That Ian, he’s a real animal!”