Rumors say that Apple is about to launch a new product this year!

Tech Guru, Jebrish Tenderblat: It gotta be “the smart apple” this time, it just gotta be! I have been waiting for it ever since I ate my first rotten apple, with a worm inside! I still have nightmares about it! But now, with this new smart fruit technology that ain’t gonna happen again, that’s for sure! The smart fruit will tell ya if it’s rotten or not, and you actually don’t have to eat it, you know, it could also be a nice dude to chat with, or bring to a baseball game! Can’t wait to get my hands on The Apple!