Hells Mermaids

LAPD, in Los Angeles, warn that a new gang war is about to break out!

The new upcoming gang, Hells Mermaids, have killed six Hells Angels members just this summer! The situation is totally out of control, says LAPDs spokesperson, Jeb Clements, head of Gang Related Crimes. “Since the Mermaids showed up here on their hellish Jet skis it’s a bloody war, Water-world-style, here, I tell ya! They now control most of the drug traffic, from Cuba in the east to Mexico and the western area.

We thought it was totally enough with Hells Angels on land, but now, those Mermaids on jet skis, on top of it, it’s too much! I don’t like it!

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