In the latest issue of the Austrian magazine, Psychology fur alle, there’s an article written by the controversial Doktor Unc. He claims that the best cure for depression is to go schizophrenic.

Dr. Unc: Yes, yes, it’s very true! If you are many people, less lonely, right? Now we only need to isolate the chemicals that lead to a schizophrenic state of mind. In my lab I have a couple of volunteers that let me experiment with their brains. I think very soon we make progress and can have this little little pill ready for the market. Very interesting project I must say.