A new strain of monkeypox has merged with chickenpox to form chonkeypox. Scientists are studying both the chicken and the egg but have yet to determine the origin of the virus. If you are experiencing symptoms, including: rapid head movement, swinging from trees, pecking at the ground, butt picking, throwing feces, craving popcorn seeds or bananas, please quarantine immediately and consult with a medical professional.

Chonkeypox may sound like a children’s breakfast cereal… it is anything butt!