Lock and load, and shit!

Thousands of North American swallows are in a training program led by the weapon developer Lockheed Martin. They are trained to eat manipulated sunflower seeds that consist of nano nuclear devices. They live in small birdhouses where the inside walls are covered with pictures of Russian President, Vladimir Putin. The plan is to send the swallow army east after a couple more weeks of basic training in hopes that they have to learned to shit from the air with exact precision!

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