Smart dick!

Not happy with the size of your penis? No worries. With Smart Dick you can adjust the size to you preference.

We just cut off your tiny and useless penis and replace it with a mechanical, but smart, dick. You control it easily with our app, Donkify™. Find it whereever you find your apps.

Smart Dick – because it’s cheaper than a Ferrari!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s