The Knights of Kilmister Kristopole were the most valiant and noble knights in all all the kingdoms in all the lands in all the world. They fought for peace and justice and bravely defended people of all creeds, colours and nations.

One day they entered a plundered village called Ramone and in the rubble and devastation they found an infant child. They carefully swaddled the child in soft cloth and rode out. The child’s mother, emerging from the bush cried, “The KKK Took My Baby Away!”