Ok, let’s face it! Picking up your dog’s shit sucks, right? It’s like having a child that never stops shitting where it’s supposed to shit. Never ending shit story, and you just continue to pick it up in your plastic bags of various kinds, day after day, year after year until your dog dies.
Does it really have to be like this!?
We are now looking for investors to develop our latest invention – the dog shit vaporizer!
Our new groundbreaking technology is based on the ancient flamethrowers used during World War 1. A tiny handheld device that turns your dog’s shit into ashes in the blink of an eye! Just burn it and keep on walking!
For any questions please contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org