Non-alcoholic wine popular

All covered in dust, this non-alcoholic wine has clearly been here a while.

We sent a dust sample to our lab and the results we found indicate 3% neanderthal DNA, 7% nuclear byproduct, 17% dandruff and the rest, average shop and transport dust.

If you have a drinking problem, you should probably rescue this lonely wine from the shelf.

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