Koalas dying in record number from chlamydia

Koala with chlamydia.

Australian woman, Brittany exclaims:
“But they’re so cute! How can this cute little bear have chlamydia?

Over 80% of koala populations now carry the STD and many suffer blindness and painful cysts that develop. This usually leads to infertility and in many cases, death.

Our spokesperson, Jeb, who is currently fishing in New South Wales, had this to say:
“Wear your rubbers people! Them bears aught be doin’ the same! Wouldn’t be having all this tom foolery!”

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