T-Coin™ values plummet amidst inflation and stock-market collapse

Last week, T-Coin™ was the most highly valued cryptocurrency on earth and had a market value of 1.1 million dollars per coin. This week traders are selling off their T-Coins in record number, devaluing the coin so much that it actually costs them to sell it. A well-known Wall Street executive was quoted saying, “Thorenoussardus Coin ain’t worth dino shit” while another said, “There is no better time to buy T-Coin: the value is so low, they will PAY YOU to take it”.

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